bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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