You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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