Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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