yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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