Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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