Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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