I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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