Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize