watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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