If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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