My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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