thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just cut my nipple shaving
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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