I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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