using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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