I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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