Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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