hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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