I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
