I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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