I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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