I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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