I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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