9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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