Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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