My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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