Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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