My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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