were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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