Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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