He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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