How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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