can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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