Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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