Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he shaved USA in his pubs
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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