I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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