Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
