Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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