I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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