Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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