do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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