Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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