Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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