They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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