seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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