I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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