why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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