All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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