Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I am mentally ready for anal.
ok first of all what the fuck
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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