Dual....:-)
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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