first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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