I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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