Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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