chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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