haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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