Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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