But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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