question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
